Jared found Maximum Overdrive to be “very enjoyable”? Now does everyone understand why he takes the brunt of the violence in the strip?

Still, I gotta give him props on that rap. Most of mine went more like:

My name is Tom
and I’m here to say
I can get funky
almost every day!

See what I’m talkin’ about? Ahhh, you kids don’t know nuthin’! Why, I my day, we didn’t rap about killing your Mom or smoking blunts! We rapped about sneakers and people who talk too much!