It's Wednesday. You guys could use The Randall Walk.

It's Wednesday. You guys could use The Randall Walk.

| Jan 24, 2011 | BASHING MR. SMITH |
This blog post has been adapted somewhat from a Twitter rant I had last night after a screening of Kevin Smith's Red State had let out at the Sundance Film Festival.

I follow a lot of movie bloggers on Twitter. Several of them are at Sundance. Nearly all of them were taking the piss out of Smith after the screening of Red State.
It wasn't necessarily the film alone that ruffled their feathers. But, rather, Smith's "auctioning" of the film's distribution rights that snapped up for $20 which was promptly announced as "SOLD!" by the movie's producer, Jonathan Gordon. Smith intends to forgo traditional major studio distribution and will market the film himself on a multi-city tour.
Was it a publicity stunt? Sure. But I'm not sure I understand why movie bloggers are up in arms about this.
I remember the days when Smith was the hottest thing since sliced bread. Journalists were more than eager to prop him up when he was the guy who maxed out his credit cards to make a movie no one had heard about.
Not that I expect journalists to be in his corner at all times. Certainly the quality of his movies has declined a little bit and he's taken a very vocal anti-media stance. No wonder he's unpopular in blogging circles. After being burned one too many times, he doesn't give media the same access as before.
But watching a series of tweets from movie bloggers roll in last night, you could see how the frustration with Smith has turned into outright animosity for (what I think are) largely arbitrary reasons.
Smith has taken the distribution of Red State into his own hands. He brought it to Sundance not to sell it to a studio, but to kick off his own marketing campaign. Folks, this is as indie as indie gets. Yet, there is no praise for this decision?
I'm reminded of music acts like Radiohead or Nine Inch Nails - musicians who have walked away from major record labels and who are producing albums for fans that they release online. These guys are celebrated as marketing mavericks. Meanwhile, Smith is still a pariah.
I can't help but think this is somewhat deliberate on the part of the movie blogging community. They're looking for a way to punish Smith for making the decision to communicate only with his fans. Either that, or they're participating in that time-honored media tradition of championing the unknown artist, validating his work to the masses and then tearing him down in order to look ahead of the curve.
What's your take on the Kevin Smith hate? Is it warranted? Did Smith bring this on himself? What about his decision to distribute Red State on his own? A bold move or career suicide? Leave your comments below.
In the meantime, if you'd like to watch Smiths' Q&A from Red State at Sundance, I've included that below. I'm eager to read your feedback!
| Feb 16, 2011 | DO THE RANDALL WALK FOR ME |
This comic is many thinks. It is scatological, it re-enforces gender stereotypes and it throws stones at giants.
I mean no disrespect to Kevin Smith. I just couldn't avoid a good poop joke. I'm sure he understands. After all, he included The Golgothan in Dogma.
I also wasn't particularly crazy about falling into the trope of the put-upon wife who tolerates the slovenly antics of the layabout husband. But like I said... poop joke.
I DO IT FOR THE COMEDY, PEOPLE!
As for the movie itself, I think it's kind of weird that Kevin Smith is being billed as the director of Cop Out when he didn't write it. Like I said in the strip, he's not exactly known for his dynamic camera work and I think he'd be the first to admit it. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty SURE he's admitted it on the commentary tracks of several of his movies.
Doesn't mean the dude can't grow as an artist. I just don't think it's where his strength lies. Personally, I'd love to read a kick-ass script and have him hand it off to... I dunno... Wes Anderson, or something. See what happens.
Actually, I think I would probably rather watch him act in a movie than direct at this point. Maybe it's just me, but I thought Smith was pretty good in Catch and Release. I'm being serious!
I don't know what to think of Cop Out. If Smith's name weren't attached, I would have absolutely no interest. As someone pointed out to me, Cop Out looks like the kind of movie Tracy Morgan's character from 30 Rock would do for a quick paycheck. Not a compliment.
Bruce Willis? I have no idea what Bruce Willis is supposed to be doing in this thing other than throw a wink and a nod to his hard-boiled action hero roles from his past. "John McClane is in this?! I gotta see it!" Well, not exactly and... no you don't.
What do you guys think of Cop Out? It could be fun, but I'm on the fence. I guess, to me, it looks like a fun rental. I'm wondering if anyone out there has been anticipating this movie at all. How much does Kevin Smith's involvement motivate you to see the film? Do you think he lent more to the production than lens work? Maybe he helped the actors with a few funny ad libs? The mind boggles, so leave your comments below!
In the meantime, I have a fun idea. Let's all send a link to this comic to Kevin Smith's Twitter account and see what happens!!
Cheers, y'all.
| Jan 26, 09 | MOP |
| Aug 30, 04 | AFFLECK HUNTING SEASON |
| Mar 2, 09 | FALLING ON YOUR SWORD |
| Nov 3, 08 | SMUTKEEPER |
| May 16, 07 | SHREK THE INFINITE |
As I mentioned last week, I'm taking this week off to concentrate on setting up a web site for my web design freelancing business. The job market it tough and getting tougher, so I need a calling card that will help me stand out among my competitors. Once I have the site up and running, I'll be sure to post a link so you guys can check it out (and hopefully send some business my way!)
In the meantime, please enjoy this guest strip by Jason Swearingen. I really like the pacing Jason developed for this comic. It went from funny, to unfunny, back to funny again. I especially enjoyed how he played up Tom and Cami's relationship - something not a lot of other artist's do.
Jason has a comic of his own called Winston's Oddessy and I strongly encourage you to check it out. He has almost 40 comics in his archive, so it's a great time to get on board early and add his comic to your bookmarks.
Thanks again, everyone! Check back on Wednesday for another guest strip!
| Aug 30, 04 | AFFLECK HUNTING SEASON |
| Feb 12, 07 | GUEST STRIP – DAVID BUIST |
| May 21, 08 | GUEST STRIP – BRANDON J. CARR |
| Apr 11, 07 | WHEREFORE ART THOU COUSIN LARRY? |
I am VERY frustrated right now because I had a very long post for the front page today and the internet ate it!
Angry... so angry!
Okay, summary time, I guess. Because I'm just too mad to go back and write it again.
1. VOTE. If you live in America, vote on Tuesday. I don't care who you vote for. Just vote. Do not abdicate you civil responsibility. People around the world would literally die to have the rights we have. Don't waste it.
2. Zack & Miri Make A Porno was great. Elizabeth Banks is the MVP of the picture.
3. Tune in to The Triple Feature tonight at 9PM CST where we will talk more about Zack & Miri as well as some of our favorite political films. If you have a question you'd like to ask the group before we record, please send it to group@thetriplefeature.com.
Thank you!
| Feb 15, 08 | DEFINITELY AN IDEA |
| Apr 10, 09 | VIGILANTE GIGGLES |
| Apr 18, 08 | JUDD APATOW IS A STERN TASKMASTER |
| Oct 4, 11 | PERSONAL PREFERENCES |
| Feb 26, 10 | TALENT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAY GRADES |
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Incidentally, Jared's been taking pot shots at Ben Affleck for years. I don't think he would really try to take his head as a trophy. It's more of a catch and release thing. The thrill of the hunt.
For those of you who are concerned you may have gone cross-eyed reading today's strip, a sequel to Clerks is 100% true. Director Kevin Smith announced to the Associated Press last week.
Apparently, while working on the 10th anniversary edition DVD, Kevin got to thinking about the characters that unlocked Hollywood's secret society to him and decided to revisit them 10 years after the events of the original movie.
According to Smith, "It's about what happens when that lazy, 20-something malaise lasts into your 30s. Those dudes are kind of still mired, not in that same exact situation, but in a place where it's time to actually grow up and do something more than just sit around and dissect pop culture and talk about sex."
According the fan boy guru, Jay and Silent Bob will also be making an appearance. Which is slightly disheartening when Smith promised he'd hang the characters up for good after the all-out cameo laden road comedy Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Apparently after the failure of the more "grown up" offering of Jersey Girl, Smith realized where his bread and butter really resided.
The film will be titled The Passion of the Clerks and principal photography will begin in January of 2005.
Personally, I don't know how smart is it to return to the "Askewniverse". Clearly there is a large fan base out there ready to lap this up. But to me it indicates a kind of creative bankruptcy to revisit the same characters 10 years down the road. Besides, didn't Richard Linklater experiment with this very concept when he released Before Sunset earlier this year - the movie that revisits Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy's characters 10 years after the events of Before Sunrise?
Although I don't know how much griping I'm entitled to here. That aforementioned fan base? Well, I'm part of it. More than likely I'll see The Passion of the Clerks when it opens in theaters. It'll just be interesting to see if Kevin Smith can keep his integrity after the fact.
| Oct 31, 07 | GHOSTS OF OLD FRIENDS |
| Oct 24, 07 | AGGRESSIVELY BI-POLAR |
| Feb 19, 03 | JUST DUCKY |
I know for some of you it might seem a bit cruel to keep dishing out punishment on an unsuspecting Ben Affleck, but it's become the running joke here at Theater Hopper and I'm only too happy to keep running with it. I hope you enjoy today's comic as much as I do. I'm really happy with the way it turned out. The last few weren't up to snuff in my opinion.
Of course, today being Jersey Girl Day, I can't wait to throw off the shackles of another work week and dive head first into my multiplex. I've been looking forward to this picture since they announced filming almost this time last year.
Of course, the movie has been cast in the unfortunate position of dodging post-"Bennifer"/Gigli fallout. But I sincerely believe that once people sit down and watch the film, none of that will matter. It's regrettable that Kevin Smith and Miramax found themselves trying to reposition the film in the wake of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's breakup. But just imagine if the wedding had gone through as planned! We wouldn't hear the end of it!
I know Jersey Girl isn't "official" Askewniverse cannon, but I'm not particularly bothered by it. I appreciate that Kevin Smith set out to make a more "adult" film. As long as the true-to-how-people-talk brand dialogue is still in place, I'll always buy a ticket to see what Smith has concocted next.
| Oct 31, 07 | GHOSTS OF OLD FRIENDS |
| Feb 19, 03 | JUST DUCKY |
| Sep 22, 04 | WHEN HE THREATENS YOU, YOU’LL KNOW IT |
| Oct 22, 04 | CHRISTMAS IN OCTOBER |

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