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TASTY FISTBISCUITS

June 3rd, 2005 | by Tom
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TASTY FISTBISCUITS

I wish I could claim the idea to re-interpret Cinderella Man as Fistbiscuit was totally my own, but I’ll be honest and admit that I gleamed the moniker from early reviews of the movie. If you’re scouring the internet today gathering up your own reviews, you’re more than likely to come across it.

I guess that’s why I decided to steer things in a totally absurd direction with today’s comic. That, and because the idea of an exceptionally salty snack cracker called “Fistbuscuits” was utterly hilarious to me. Should I put it on a shirt? Maybe I should start a band with Mitch Clem and we can call ourselves “The Fistbiscuits.”

…but I digress.

What do you suppose the producers of the film expect when it comes to parallels to Seabiscuit? There are only so many underdogs of the depression era you can capture to celluloid before people start making comparisons.

If nothing else, The Great Depression must have been just as bad as Grandpa described – if not worse – if the downtrodden citizenry of the country was willing to slap the label “NATIONAL HERO” onto anyone who could scrounge up the most marginal of success.

“He won a horse race! HERO!”

“He won a boxing match! HERO!”

Either things were really, really bad standing in those soup lines, or people of the 1930’s had exceptionally low standards.

I’m excited to see Cinderella Man partially based on all of the good press it’s been getting. But also because I’m a fan of boxing movies and the clich

└ Tags: Cinderella Man, Fistbuscuit, random, Russell Crowe, Seabiscuit, snack cracker, sodium, Toby Maguire, zing
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MEET KRISTY

June 3rd, 2005 | by Tom
Posted In: Blog

Wanted to clue everyone into a a new comic created by Dayfree Press alum and Comet 7 creator David Tekiela. It’s called Kristy Vs. The Zombie Army and it’s a complete departure from what fans of David’s more well-known comic have come to expect.

Traditionally drawn (not in the original pixel style David’s become known for) Kristy Vs. The Zombie Army is a sequential story that will be presented online as “books.”

It’s well worth your time to investigate as a shining example of the diversified talents of the Dayfree Press group!

└ Tags: Comet 7, David Tekiela, Dayfree Press, Kristy vs. The Zombie Army
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MY ONLY HOPE

June 3rd, 2005 | by Jared
Posted In: Blog

How about that Episode III, eh? Okay, enough movie talk for now. You guys are very resourceful, so I am asking you for help.

The Problem: I have a Sony Clie PEG-NX60/U pda. About six months ago, my computer at work was wiped out and I lost my palm desktop and backup information. I tried to find my original installation disk, but despite turning my house inside out and backwards, I have not been successful. Without that installation disk, none of my information is hot-synced and backed up. My job depends upon me using that information and if anything happens to my pda (like this morning’s “Fatal Error” scare, which fortunately didn’t delete anything) I will flip out Jerry Maquire style and lose it.

The Trial: I have attempted to install my employer’s version of Palm Desktop, but it requires the Sony Clie Drivers which are conveniently absent from Sony’s site. I also tried to install the software from other Sony Clie models and from downloaded versions, but that didn’t work either. Sony’s help line costs $15 just to speak to a person, so I’d rather not go that route.

The Mission: The mission will be completed when the palm desktop software on my work computer is able to sync with my pda and backup is accomplished.

The Method: Possible solutions to this dilemma include but are not limited to:

  • Mailing me an original Sony Clie PEG-NX60/U CD
  • Mailing me a burned but fully functional copy of the aforementioned CD
  • E-mailing or otherwise hooking me up electronically with the drivers or CD.
  • Showing up in a highly modified DeLorian and taking me back to when I purchased the PDA; making me put the disk in a safe and memorable place.

The Reward: The (first) person who is able to complete this mission and assist me will be handsomely rewarded with a T-shirt from the Theater Hopper store and a star on the TH Walk of Fame. Please email me if you are interested in helping me. I don’t want to receive 10 disks in the mail and be expected to buy you each a shirt. Email me at brinkmeyer@hotmail.com if you think you can help. Please include something about a mission in the message title so I know you are not an evil spammer.

Help me Theater Hoppers, you are my only hope.

└ Tags: contest, help, technical problem
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