First things first, guys. I have a bit of site business to attend to.
Whether or not you've been following me on Twitter or Facebook and the myriad of updates I've posted pertaining to the matter, there has been a long-standing drama unfolding over the last few months. Specifically, I'm talking about the development of... A NEW T-SHIRT DESIGN!
Check it!
The design of this shirt has been going on for so long, I don't even remember when I first came up with the idea for it. I want to say last Christmas. That may or may not be true.
What IS true is that I need to give a big shout-out to Joel Watson from Hijinks Ensue and Gordon McAlpin from Multiplex for helping me refine the idea. This shirt would not look at all good without their influence. If you guys know Joel at all, he is like a t-shirt making machine. He's knows his stuff and he provided me with a lot of great art tips as well. So thanks, guys! I'll be pestering you again real soon!
Anyway, I'm running a pre-sale on this shirt now through Friday to help me raise the funds to print up the first batch. The goal is to take this new design to Wizard World Chicago - which I will be attending - August 11 - 14.
Shirts are $12.00 and I would really appreciate it if you bought one now rather than later. Plus, don't you want to be the first on your block to have one? Thanks, guys. You're the coolest!
Now, onto the comic!
Despite taking all kinds of box office records and breaking them over it's knee like dry kindling, I'm not doing a comic about Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2. I just... don't care. Sorry, Gryffindor. I stuck it out through six moves, but totally gave up after The Half-Blood Prince. While I applaud the continuity that director David Yates brought to the series (it was sorely lacking), there's just something about his murky style that flattened the franchise for me and made the last few movies completely unmemorable.
And for the record, no, I never read the books (please consult recent t-shirt design above). I don't have the knowledge of the characters and events that help fill in the gaps within the movies. So, sorry. Just not my bag, baby.
I have a Harry Potter in mind for another comic, but I'm worried it won't be timely for next week. So we'll see what can be done about a bonus comic this week. After all, I have to keep that pre-sale up in the air, don't I?
As for today's comic, lots of people were steamed about Netflix's price increase last week. I was actually sent more than one e-mail asking me to sign a petition against the company or to add my name to the disgruntled customers who are walking out on them.
I don't begrudge these individuals their right to be mad about this situation. Certainly I am just as easily offended in other matters. But this time around?... I'm coo' with it.
Look, even before I read the reports about how the studios were putting the squeeze on Netflix for licensing right (an estimated $2 Billion with a "B" projected for next fiscal year), I was already pretty much on Netflix's side anyway.
Netflix is a monster of the first order. It clogs up the USPS and it sucks down bandwidth from servers like mad. Why shouldn't they be allowed to adjust their pricing to compensate.
Yeah, nearly doubling their prices is pretty severe - and I was one of the DVD + streaming combo customers affected - but when you look at the big picture, a movie like this is necessary to keep the company afloat.
Frankly, I hope this pushes Netflix further into the realm of streaming. That's where it's all going anyway. Typically I'm the kind of guy that says companies should provide content in every conceivable format people expect to find it. But Netflix opened the bottle when it made streaming available. They can't stuff it back in now and go back to mailing out discs. Not gonna happen.
So, yeah. I'm not signing any petitions. But I did drop my service package from streaming + 1 DVD to strictly streaming. And I'm okay with that.
Don't work, folks. It's ALLLLLL going to be okay.
SIDEBAR: Today's comic was inspired by a Twitter conversation I had with Dustin Rowles over at Pajiba. He originally made the comment about download movies directly to one's brain. Immediately, my thoughts turned to Johnny Mnemonic - a "cyberpunk" movie about a mnemonic courier played by (who else) Keanu Reeves with an 80 gig hard drive implanted in his head.
Man, remember the days when 80 gigs was considered to be a lot of storage? Like, an inconceivable amount of storage? Oh, 1995. You were adorable.
Fair warning, Johnny Mnemonic is horrible. Probably the worst of the mid-90's "internet" movies that got the technology all wrong. Granted, at least Johnny Mnemonic is set in the future so they have a little wiggle room when it comes to depicting an internet built completely in Virtual Reality. It's not like Sandra Bullock in The Net, y'know. But still... pretty bad.
Wanna taste? Here you go...
Johnny Mnemonic gets a pass from me thanks to a cameo from Henry Rollins - one of his first movie roles, I believe. And he's as hammy and over-the-top as you would expect him to be. But I love it anyway.
I remember making a bunch of my friends watch Johnny Mnemonic when we were in high school. Not just a bunch of guys, but guys and girls together watching this awful, awful movie. BEGGING for it to be over. I'm shocked I wasn't thrown out of the group when it was over. I'm pretty sure they all hated me at that moment.
Anyway, lots of fun for all.
Don't forget to pre-order the new shirt and be on the lookout for another comic this week. Fingers crossed!
