Jennifer's Body comes out today and it is Diablo Cody's follow up to 2007's indie sensation Juno.
Everything I've read about the movie insists that it's some kind of horror/comedy. But the advertisements for this film leave me with the impression that it's not very effective in either genre.
It doesn't help that Diablo Cody's "too clever by half" reputation as a screenwriter kind of labeled her a one-hit wonder after Juno. Personally, I'm kind of on the fence in regard to how she writes dialogue.
For as many things as Juno gets right, there is no teenager on Earth that would use the phrase "Honest to blog." That kind of ridiculous phrasing sounds like something an ad executive would come up with for a McDonald's commercial in an effort to sound hip.
Limp-noodle catchphrases aside, the biggest strike against this film for me is Megan Fox. I've never liked her. I didn't like her in either of the Transformers movies and she has an incredible knack for saying some of the most stupid things in public. She comes off as shallow and self-centered in interviews, she cakes on more makeup than Charro and she does that parting of the mouth thing that makes her look like a porn star.
I know if you're a 15 year-old boy, you don't care about any of these things because she's hot, right? But take it from me - she's not attractive. I'm talking about more than the superficial exterior.
I just get a bad vibe from her. All she has going for her are her looks - which I find harsh to begin with. Once those fade (along with the most ridiculous tattoos I've ever seen), what's left? Where's her substance? She seems completely humorless and - worst of all - lacking in intellectual curiosity. She has nothing of value to say. Nothing artistic to contribute. In other words, she's boring.
So go ahead, Megan. Vamp it up in Jennifer's Body. Because by the time you turn 25, it's all going to be over.
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In the meantime, are you planning on seeing Jennifer's Body this weekend? What's your motivation? Diablo Cody's script? Megan Fox's assets? Are you some kind of horror junkie? What's the appeal?
If you're not going, why are you staying away? Is there something else coming out this weekend that looks better to you or are you a contentious Megan Fox objector like myself?
Leave your comments below and have a great weekend!
