I'm letting you know right now that this isn't the blog for today's comic. I have some specific thoughts about the Americanization of Nick Hornby's novels and will be back later to extrapolate those thoughts.

In the meantime, if you find a certain glee within the premise of physical violence befalling the criminally OVERrated Jimmy Fallon, then vote for Theater Hopper at buzzComix and be treated to a small slice of celebrity abuse.

I'll be back soon.