That popcorn and soda discount is only ever like 50 cents. So maybe it was 50cent (the rapper) who suggested it. Or maybe he makes royalties every time you upgrade to the combo discount. Think about that.
Every time you upgrade to a large popcorn and soda combo deal you give rapper 50cent money.
Did you know Orson Wells created the first webcomic (“Rosebud”) twenty years before the worldwide web was invented? That’s why nobody knew what ‘Rosebud’ meant….
Did you know that Orson Wells was the first bullfighter?
Its true! He started the sport one day when he came across a pair of poor, injured orphans being stalked by a vicious bull. It stood twice the height of a man, and onlookers swore it could breathe fire. Wells knew that the nearby peasants were lost in terror, and if he didn’t do something swiftly the poor children would be trampled by the vicious beast.
Grabbing a large red cloth from a nearby table, Wells ran to the bull and began waving it and yelling at the bull. The violent motion of the cloth and the stinging jabs of Wells’s wit enraged the bull, who turned and charged the valiant hero. Using the cloth as a decoy, Wells adroitly dodged the mighty bull’s vicious attack and continued to taunt the beast.
Time after time the bull dove at Wells, but the monster was no match for his skill. The peasants gathered and stood in awe, watching the incredible event unfolding before them. Eventually, as Wells’s endurance began to wear the creature down, the peasants found their courage and assaulted the great bull in mass. They slew the mighty beast, and then rose up in celebration for the hero who had saved those poor orphans and their very way of life.
The next year, upon the anniversary of Wells’s triumph over the monster, the people held a celebration where bulls were brought in to reenact his heroism the year before. And so, the sport of bullfighting was founded. A tribute by a grateful people to their hero, Orson Wells.
Did you know that Orson Welles’ radio telecast of War of the Worlds was in fact used to deter a secret invasion by the Mole People? He used the telecast to make the mole people think that the world was already being taken over, so that hte mole people would stay underground.
That popcorn and soda discount is only ever like 50 cents. So maybe it was 50cent (the rapper) who suggested it. Or maybe he makes royalties every time you upgrade to the combo discount. Think about that.
Every time you upgrade to a large popcorn and soda combo deal you give rapper 50cent money.
Did you know it was Orson Wells who suggested to Bob Dylan that he play electric guitar.
I hear that Orson Wells showed Chuck Norris the roundhouse Kick….
I like where this is going.
Keep ’em coming!
Did you know Orson Wells created the first webcomic (“Rosebud”) twenty years before the worldwide web was invented? That’s why nobody knew what ‘Rosebud’ meant….
Did you know that Orson Wells was the first bullfighter?
Its true! He started the sport one day when he came across a pair of poor, injured orphans being stalked by a vicious bull. It stood twice the height of a man, and onlookers swore it could breathe fire. Wells knew that the nearby peasants were lost in terror, and if he didn’t do something swiftly the poor children would be trampled by the vicious beast.
Grabbing a large red cloth from a nearby table, Wells ran to the bull and began waving it and yelling at the bull. The violent motion of the cloth and the stinging jabs of Wells’s wit enraged the bull, who turned and charged the valiant hero. Using the cloth as a decoy, Wells adroitly dodged the mighty bull’s vicious attack and continued to taunt the beast.
Time after time the bull dove at Wells, but the monster was no match for his skill. The peasants gathered and stood in awe, watching the incredible event unfolding before them. Eventually, as Wells’s endurance began to wear the creature down, the peasants found their courage and assaulted the great bull in mass. They slew the mighty beast, and then rose up in celebration for the hero who had saved those poor orphans and their very way of life.
The next year, upon the anniversary of Wells’s triumph over the monster, the people held a celebration where bulls were brought in to reenact his heroism the year before. And so, the sport of bullfighting was founded. A tribute by a grateful people to their hero, Orson Wells.
Did you know that Orson Welles invented the iPad and Steve Jobs beat him up in a back alley for it.
Haha the last 2 panels are so true to life sometimes
Did you know that Orson Welles offered the Muppets their first big movie contract?
TH Brian Carroll might be pretty cool as an occasional recurring character.
Did you know that Orson Welles’ radio telecast of War of the Worlds was in fact used to deter a secret invasion by the Mole People? He used the telecast to make the mole people think that the world was already being taken over, so that hte mole people would stay underground.