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You were totally right, Jared! Taylor Lautner is sooo hot! Those abs! MY GOODNESS!
At home that evening...
What are you DOING in there?
NOTHING!
At home that evening...
What are you DOING in there?
NOTHING!
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As a girl, I’m glad to say I did not contribute to seeing New Moon or The Blind Side. I saw 2012 instead. John Cusack is way better then the Taylor Somebodyorother.
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It’s a bit sad really, in this day and age Taylor has the muscles but wouldn’t have to hold up as heavy a boombox and Cusack had to and he was never abbing it up.
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This is funny, because I am almost certain Robert Pattinson’s abs are painted on.
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At least Taylor looks healthy in real life; Rob not so much and, yes, Cusack could act the abs often any of them.
Eventhough I skipped “New Moon” to see “Precious” this weekend, I got plenty of squeeling girls going in and out of the multiplex to let me know I made the right viewing decision. “Precious” was very good and I understand why it already has Oscar buzz surrounding it (curious to see which other 9 films will be nominated for best picture). It is a powerful & disturbing movie. It is definitely not for the kiddies (saw someone bringing their 2 kids under 10 to it).
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Honestly, I’d feel weird obsessing over Taylor Lautner. The fact that he’s only 17…I mean, he’s still a kid. It’s just one more point in the “Twilight is just not for me” column. That and I’ve never been into the super muscular guys. I’ll take tall lanky geeks over “underwear models masquerading as werewolves” anyday.
As for drawing on abs, when I saw a local production of The King And I a few years back that was exactly what the actor playing the King did.
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I saw it with my wife, it wasn’t so bad, well ok some of the dialogue was bad and it was morally repugnant, but the action scenes were good I thought… maybe my standards are low. As for the gross vs. Batman fan boys need to grow up..
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I’m sure I’ve seen that ab enhancer somewhere before…
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html
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i guess he bought strongbad’s peck amplifier
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