Five days of straight updates and where do I lead you? Right into the gaping maw of a cliffhanger! MU-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Everything that’s been going on this week has led up to this moment. The change of scenery. The carefully timed positioning. A culmination that pits Cami against Charlie in a situation where neither one can walk away from each other. There’s gonna be some CONFLICT RESOLUTION, kiddies. Next week, it’s goin’ DOWN!

All the way down… to Chinatown.

Okay, maybe not Chinatown. But they’re gonna clear the air. That’s what happens next, okay?

Hey, everyone! Thanks for voting for Theater Hopper at buzzComix yesterday when I asked so politely. You guys got us over the hump! We’re in the number two spot! We’re only about 30,000 votes away from The Order of the Stick, but I think we can close the gap!

Sheesh. The numbers that dude puts up. You’d think he had a small country voting for him!

Anyway, not much to report. Pretty thin weekend for new films and I’m pretty much caught up on all the Oscar-bait films released over the holiday.

I’ve been hearing good things about Assault on Precinct 13. Mostly, I think, because people are going in with pretty low expectations. But I doubt I’ll see this one in the theater. Action flicks just aren’t my thing, man.

Then, of course, there’s that whole Ethan Hawke problem. Specifically, I don’t like him. Or that rat fart across his face that he calls a goatee. Sorry. Just a personal preference.

I don’t really think I can top the “rat fart/goatee” comparison, so I’m gonna wrap things up there. I can walk away from this blog with a sense of accomplishment.

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Funny seeing you here.

I could say the same thing.

Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Like what?

Maybe, like, “I’m sorry”?

What do I have to be sorry about?

From the look of things, I’d say a lot.

You were always an elitist snob in high school. I can see not much has changed.

Someday I hope circumstances force you to resolve that about yourself.