This blog was lost when Theater Hopper moved to the WordPress archive management system in January of 2009

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I can’t believe out of all the neighborhoods I could have moved into, I’m living across the street from her!

This is going to give me wrinkles, I just know it!

She can’t know my terrible secret! She can’t know the reason I came back home!

I’ll just be sure to keep my distance from her and that will be that!

KNOCK! KNOCK!

What now?

Aww, HELL no!