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So Alien Vs. Predator comes out today. Who do you have your money on?

I’m going with the aliens.

Really? But I thought you were a Predator fan!

Yeah, but I’m also a realist.

Predators may have superior firepower and invisibility, but they’re outnumbered twenty to one by the aliens who are also four times as fast.

If you think about it, that invisibility cloak probably isn’t that big of an advantage.

Those predators look like they would smell to high-heaven.

Heck, I could probably smell one coming a mile away!