This blog was lost in The Great Server Crash of January 2004. These blogs are automatically generated by a PHP script operating through the site. It takes my words and translates them into HTML before saving them to the server. Due to an internal error caused by my hosting provider, this blog was lost before I had a chance to save a hard copy to my machine at home.

One thing is for certain, though. It was likely insightful AND hilarious!

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Six days ago: New Year's Eve

This year, I resolve to devote as much fanatic attention to my wife as I do to the movies!

The present day...

That's sweet!

Tom! I'm taking a bath! Can you give me five freakin' minutes?!