[The blog post was lost when the site was moved to WordPress in January 2009 – Tom]

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You know what movie would be fun to see over the holidays? Mona Lisa Smile!

With Julia Roberts and her scary, Joker-like grin? I’ve seen less ivory on pianos!

Tom! That’s a terrible thing to say!

Fine! Less ivory on elephants! Is that better?

…Less wrinkles too!