This is the strip Cami has been bugging me to do ever since I started Theater Hopper. Whether or not she appreciates the punch line, I'll have to wait until later to find out.
But seriously, ever since I put the strip together, she's been bugging me to stick our 7 month old beagle Truman into a strip. She's also been bugging me to make a Julia Roberts joke. This is odd because, to my knowledge, she's a fan. How else can I explain to my friends that Runaway Bride is in our DVD collection? It wasn't one of my picks!
Regardless, I was happy to sling tiny pebbles at that goofball smile of hers. The woman has a grin like the Joker with teeth the size of piano keys. I've seen less ivory on elephants.
I hate Julia Roberts.
Those of you who watch the news might be aware that today is the one year anniversary of a rather significant event in our history. I have nothing to say about it really. Why add to the chorus of talking heads?
However, I will say this. Life is short. Love your family. Trust in your friends. Go outside and be a citizen of the world. Time is against you. Giving anything less than your all is a waste of your time. Laugh, love, experience. Live.
To you and yours; Love, Luck, Hope and Faith.
I don't know. One minute he was barking like a maniac, then a Julia Roberts movie came on and he's been glued to it ever since.
I wonder what he sees in here?
Maybe he's entranced by her luminous smile. Or perhaps fixated on her soothing voice...
Or maybe he identifies Julia Roberts as the biggest bitch he's ever seen?
Hardy har har.