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NO, YOUR FACE DOES

March 7th, 2005 | by Tom
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NO, YOUR FACE DOES

Ten points to the first person who guesses the movie that today’s comic title is referencing.

Before I commence with the blogging, I gotta warn you, today’s buzzComix incentive sketch is probably the most disturbing thing you’ve seen from me in a while. If you don’t want to start your Monday on a sour note, DON’T CLICK THIS LINK!

I think today’s estrogen-inspired comic is funnier to me considering that Jared and I had a genuine guys-night-out on Saturday. We went to see a regional hockey game, had a whole lot of beer, then went to a sports bar and had a whole lot more beer and didn’t go home until close to 2 in the morning. So monly!

It’s sweet when the wives let us get away for a while…

Big burly action guys doing soft and fuzzy family comedies is nothing new. Schwarzenegger did it first with Kindergarten Cop. Stallone followed suit with a lesser degree with Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. Heck, even old-school action guy Burt Reynolds did Cop and A Half. So I guess it should be no surprise when action guys with a sagging career like Vin Diesel follow the same formula.

For my money, Vin should stick to doing voice-overs for giant robots.

And by the way, what narcotic was America collectively under the spell of to give The Pacifier a $30 million opening weekend? Geeze, people!

Something that I got a big kick out of was seeing Aikida back in action. I don’t know where Fenris learned his new coloring technique, but I want to steal a page from that book!

Also, I just wanted to give a quick shout-out to Bernie over at Alien Loves Predator who recently announced that he and his wife will be having twins! Congrats, Bernie!

└ Tags: Above the Law, Brad Pitt, Commando, Desperate Housewives, dressing room, Fight Club, jeans, Man of the House, men, Rambo, The Pacifier, The Rock, Tommy Lee Jones, Vin Diesel
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