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Oct27

THE QUESTION REMAINS – IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?

October 27th, 2003 | by Tom
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THE QUESTION REMAINS – IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?

Did everyone remember to set their clocks back an hour? Remember, it’s that time of year where we “fall back” into fall! Ugh.

It’d been a while since I had done one of these. I thought it would be funny to do something a little more random – especially since I could think of nothing to spoof.

I didn’t get a chance to see Scary Movie 3 this weekend, but I guess the producers aren’t missing my absence. Did you hear this movie pulled in nearly $50 million this weekend? That’s a pretty obscene amount of money for a toss-off film like this one. For what it’s worth, I don’t think they’re lining up around the block for Eddie Griffin.

I was able to sneak in watching both Cube and Identity this weekend – two films I rented last Sunday and needed to put away before I got caught in a situation similar to the second panel of today’s comic.

I thought Cube was an interesting premise, but a little thin on plot to stretch out over the span of a feature-length movie. There’s a lot of math in this movie, too. This is usually a turn off for me (re: A Beautiful Mind). But with all the calculations of prime numbers and permutations, I found myself intrigued. I also liked the “Big Brother is a vapor” overtones of the movie and the suggestion that the creation of the cube was essentially the work of idle hands.

Apparently there is a sequel to Cube called Hypercube and it takes place in another six-sided deathtrap that introduces the 4th dimension into its catalog of lethal traps. Sounds complicated. I guess they’re working on a prequel to the series called Cube-Zero, which explains the origins of the cube. Bad idea. Half the fun of the original was just trying to figure out what the hell is going on!

Identity was a good flick. It had a very fun twist at the end. Not as violent or scary as I thought. It was really more suspenseful – a good mystery. The ending wraps things up fairly quickly, but it’s a fun ride. If you like John Cusack in the rain, this movie features him dry in maybe one or two scenes.

I forgot to mention last week that Jared and I watched a bootleg copy of the Japanese film Battle Royale. He picked up his copy at the Minnesota FallCon we attended not long ago. What a screwed up movie.

I guess the popular myth is that this film was banned in America due to its extreme violence and residual Columbine wariness due to the film’s concept – kids killing kids on a deserted island until only one is left. In truth, the production company, Toei, refuses to license the movie for North American distribution and has already rejected offers from several North American companies. Thanks, Toei.

The movie’s violence really isn’t that shocking. Well, at least it’s not any more graphic than anything you would see in Kill Bill. I think what’s disturbing about it is trying to figure out how you would react in that situation. Would you try to survive? Would you freak out and commit suicide like some of the students in the film? What are your odds of making it? It’s like looking at a room of your friends and trying to figure out if you could take them in a fight.

Anyway, that’s been my movie-watching schedule as of late.

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└ Tags: Darth Vader, Daylight Savings Time, late fees, Luke Skywalker, spoilers, Things That Annoy Movie Fans
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Nov12

UP FOR DEBATE

November 12th, 2004 | by Tom
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UP FOR DEBATE

This blog was lost when Theater Hopper moved to WordPress in January 2009

└ Tags: black leather, chain, choking, Darth Vader, Epiosde III, erotic asphyxiation, face mask, fetish, heavy breathing, sexual imagery, Slave Leia, Star Wars
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DARTH VADER IS A PIMP

May 30th, 2007 | by Tom
Posted In: Blog

This has nothing to do with anything, but I wanted to share it.

On paper, the idea of replacing Darth Vader’s dialogue from Star Wars with other random lines from James Earl Jones’s career sounds inventive, but not profoundly humorous.

Then you watch the video mash-up and realize how wrong you were.

For a generation that grew up knowing James Earl Jones from his roles in movies like Conan the Barbarian, Coming to America and Field of Dreams, you forget there was a period in the 70’s where he played a lot of tough talking soul bruthahs that are played to hilarious effect here.

Check it out!

└ Tags: Darth Vader, James Earl Jones, mashup, pimp, Star Wars
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    Oct 5, 2011TALK TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT STAR WARS

THIS IS WHY THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY COMES FIRST

October 3rd, 2011 | by Tom
Posted In: Bonus Materials

I remember when they announced that all 6 Star Wars movies were going to be available on Blu-ray at the same time and I had a little bit of an internal conflict about whether or not I would introduce the franchise to my son starting with A New Hope or with The Phantom Menace.

It didn’t take me long to decide that the Original Trilogy should come first. Chronology is nice, and everything. But my love of Star Wars is based around a certain experience or feeling I can’t quite articulate.

This video helped give that feeling meaning…

The prequels are fine, but the Original Trilogy always comes first.

└ Tags: A New Hope, Darth Vader, original trilogy, prequel, reveal, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, The Phantom Menace
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