Okay, so I’m trolling about the Internet reading reviews of The Core and I find something spooky.

Follow this link to The Core’s page at the Internet Movie Database. Read the credited cast listing and look for Delroy Lindo. Notice the name of the character he’s playing? “DR. EDWARD BRAZELTON”?!?! THERE’S A CHARACTER IN THE STEAMING TURD OF A MOVIE THAT SHARES MY NAMESAKE?!?!

I am officially freaked out right now. I need to go to bed, like, immediately.