We do our fare share of razzing Julie Roberts around here, so in an effort to appease Cami, today's incentive sketch loving depicts her in Roberts most famous role - Pretty Woman.

Even if you don't care about lending votes to the site, I insist that you click on this link to view the sketch. It's seriously probably one of the best ones I've done in a long time. I'm very proud of it.

In any case, according to an interview she conducted with Newsweek, Julia Roberts will indeed put her career on hold to raise the twins she's supposed to give birth to this December with cameraman husband Danny Moder. All she has left to promote is the infidelity drama Closer and the European heist flick Ocean's 12 and that's all she wrote. We won't see Julia Roberts for a long time to come. Hopefully the next 18 years. That's how long it is before they kick kids out of the house these days, right?

Personally, I find the whole "Julia Roberts Pregnant!" story a little too good to be true. First they tell us she's having twins. NOW there are reports it's a boy and a girl. Could it *be* any more perfect?! I'm sorry; its sounds a little too much like a Hollywood concoction to me.

Frankly, I'm surprised Roberts is pregnant at all. She doesn't have the shape of a mother. She looks like the kind of girl that any added weight is going to unbalance her like a weeble. She looks to frail to carry a baby, let alone two.

But then again, I suppose she should have extra room in her body considering that giant, empty chamber where a heart should be.

I'm sorry if that sounds callous, but Roberts does not strike me as the motherly type. She's too cold. Too bitchy. Too... pointy. She doesn't even have the shape of a mother. I guarantee one flash of that impossibly white windshield she calls a smile is going to burn the back of those kids retinas... leave 'em blind. JUST YOU WAIT!

Now that I think about it, she probably isn't pregnant at all. She just ties on a prosthesis belly for when she has to do interviews or walk about town. She probably invented the whole pregnancy thing so she could hole herself up on that ranch she has in New Mexico and do lines of coke of a laser disc copy of Flatliners.

Come time to "deliver" the babies in December, she'll fly out to some farm house in central Nebraska and buy a couple of kids from a poor, confused young woman. She'll steal the children away before handing the crying infants over to her entourage. Then she'll wag her bony finger in the face of the sobbing woman, threatening her to "Keep her dumb, redneck whore mouth shut!"

After flying back to their ranch, she'll set the kids up in the guest house and have a Mexican nanny look after them. Ever so often she'll wheel them out for photo ops and the occasional publicity - y'know, so America doesn't forget about her.

Then, when the kids are all grown up, one of them will write a scathing tell-all book and dish on all of Roberts