Comments on: THAT BITES

By: Fnnogg

Fnnogg — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:29:03 +0000

I went and saw The Men Who Stare at Ghosts last night with my sister, and as we were walking through the theater (and making fun of all the teenage girls that were squeeling) I noticed a poster advertising the NEXT Twilight movie… I guess it’s coming out in June. Seriously? I don’t think my ears will have recovered by then. Oh, and every comic this week made me laugh out loud, so kudos to you!

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:32:38 +0000

Derrick,

“She’s trying to be sexy” is the best thing I’ve heard all day.

You’re wife is a smart cookie, because I was shooting for the kind of melodrama one sees in the Twilight movies. She picked up on it right away.

By: Nidmoy

Nidmoy — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:16:52 +0000

Can’t forget the mormon allegory in the Twilight series http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html

By: Green Goblin

Green Goblin — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:01:51 +0000

Mark.
If your gf has a thing for vampires, have her stay in and show her some GOOD non-twinkling vampire films. Show her Blade 1 and 2. Show her From Dusk ’til Dawn. Show her 40 days of Night. Show her Underworld

By: wren1313

wren1313 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:13:06 +0000

See Stewart in Cake Eaters… she does an amazing job with that role, especially the physicality of the role, & it is an excellent film. Actually looking forward to her as Joan Jett.

By: derrick

derrick — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:12:41 +0000

i often read your comics out loud to my wife….and she always laughs…….but this time it was followed by “shes trying to be sexy” followed by more giggles, causing me to laugh so hard i snorted the soup i was eating….keep it up tom

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:57:57 +0000

FANGS, a lot, Xaviar!

By: Xaviar Xerexes

Xaviar Xerexes — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:48:30 +0000

Geezus Tom… That pun BITES!

By: Mark Monlux

Mark Monlux — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:37:04 +0000

I thought I could escape the whole Twilight phenomenon, but my sweetie has a thing for vampires. Sigh.

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:35:18 +0000

Totalmoviefreak,

I actually think Stewart did okay in Adventureland. The sulking and moping seemed appropriate given the character’s home-life.

But that little sloe-eyed, head twitch thing she does in the first Twilight movie where she grits her teeth and says “Kiss me.” makes me want to throw my television through a wall.

Molnek,

I think if I had made the pun the punchline, I would have been in trouble. It’s not CSI: Miami up in here.